I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
AL FRANKENI’m for Israel’s right to exist.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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