We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
AL FRANKENWe don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
AL FRANKENPeople who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
AL FRANKENPeople lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
AL FRANKENMy mom sold real estate and did it part time.
AL FRANKENArmed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
AL FRANKENA blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
AL FRANKENIt’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
AL FRANKENThe next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
AL FRANKENI’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENGood schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
AL FRANKENThere are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
AL FRANKENGoogle might be doping the horses.
AL FRANKENThere is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
AL FRANKENIt’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
AL FRANKENDuring Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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