He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
AL FRANKENBob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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