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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Al Franken

Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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