I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKENBob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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