My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
AL FRANKENBob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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