But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
AL FRANKENNo one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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