I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENNo one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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