We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
AL FRANKENNo one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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