I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENNo one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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