black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

Al Franken

I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
AL FRANKEN

Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
AL FRANKEN

Connect Each Other Incredible Job People Technology Tool
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
AL FRANKEN

Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
AL FRANKEN

Actual Appeal End Expand Horizon Income More Romantic Spectrum
We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
AL FRANKEN

Country Investigate Need Owe President
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
AL FRANKEN

Masturbate Mistake Okay Today Want Written
Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
AL FRANKEN

Build Conservative Conserve Fought Progressive Want Way
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
AL FRANKEN

Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
AL FRANKEN

Beautiful Behind Believe Come Dad Go Humankind Include Magnificient Nature Told View
The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
AL FRANKEN

Country Government Keep Knowing Privacy Proper Protect Safe Terrorist Weight
There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
AL FRANKEN

Business God Know Plenty Politics Room Serious
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
AL FRANKEN

Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
AL FRANKEN

Delete Dominant Establish Facebook Opinion Political Really Social Spend World Year
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
AL FRANKEN

Become Crash Drive Industry led Many Mortgage Part Practice Small Unfair
A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
AL FRANKEN

Ability Audience Blogger Find Media Same
I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
AL FRANKEN

Country Generation Serve

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Al Franken Quotes