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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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