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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Bad Else Everone Itself News Our Democracy
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Establish Medicare Promise Secure
Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Antitrust Business Compete Competition Each Other Law Protect
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bias Couple Liberal Mainstream Media Thing
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Fight Government Net Neutrality Out Sell
Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Country Generation Serve
To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Ask Bias Conservative Liberal Like Mainstream Much Oil Think Use
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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