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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

Al Franken

Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Believe Call College During Friend God Popular President Some Time Trial Vote
It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Air Almost Build Country Focus Good Mean Only Show
If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Back Father Going Kind Person Policy President
Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Benefit Condition Corruption Create Exploit Give Own Strategy
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Absolute Career Good Made Odd People Sense Some Think
But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Come Conversation Dog Pet Place Same Say Strike Up
They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Bad Balance Develop Habit Like Objective Stuff
I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Assent Democracy Hope Laughter Realize
Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Apple Aware Complete Google Information More Option Party People Privacy Screen Setting Share
People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Hell Illness Lost Loved Mental One People Severer
Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Anger Inspirational Open Small Whin
I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Comedian Especially God Group Idea Policy Population Probably Public Satirist Support Year
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Human Inspirational Motivational Part Success
Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Anything Chance Creer Good Hard Play Prepare Rule School Want Work

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