I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
AL FRANKENI do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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