My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
AL FRANKENAnd I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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