Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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