I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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