And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
AL FRANKENAll concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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