I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKENI know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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