When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
AL FRANKENI know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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