Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
AL FRANKENI know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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