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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

Al Franken

When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Become Country Either Feel Happen Like More Place Thing Two
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Anybody Deliberate Held Lie Ridicule Scorn Should
But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Adult Be Best Can Love Mean One
The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Apply Built Government Individual Institution Privacy Private Protect Right Sector Year
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School
Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Most People Positive Rather Time Uncertain Wrong
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Assure Country Nsa People Spy
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Call Couple Give Good Help Hero Know Occasionally Speech
Google might be doping the horses.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Committee Have Minnesota Proud Senator Tradition Two
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Comedian Dad Especially Love People
Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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