I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
AL FRANKENI’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
More Al Franken Quotes
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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