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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.

Al Franken

There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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