And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENIt’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
More Al Franken Quotes
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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