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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.

Al Franken

My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
AL FRANKEN

Dad Graduate High Salesman School Two
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Comedy Communication Do Lot People Politics Pressure Something
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Comedian Especially God Group Idea Policy Population Probably Public Satirist Support Year
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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Country Government Keep Knowing Privacy Proper Protect Safe Terrorist Weight
that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Actual Believe Effect Eventually Go Soldier Wrong
I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Country Generation Serve
Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Country Different Liberal Love Way
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
AL FRANKEN

Free Internet Keep Let Weird
I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Assure Country Nsa People Spy
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Carpet Inspirational Put Slipper Whole World
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
AL FRANKEN

Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well

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