“Today’s younger generation is no worse than my own.”

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone’s wrapping fish in it.

What’s good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

Don’t be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx’s Capital.

Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

My mother was my biggest role model. She taught me to hate waste. We never wasted anything.

In the back of my mind, I can never forget this could be gone tomorrow – and at this point I think the odds are against me…

I’m enjoying where I’m at in my life and I feel like I’m learning a lot on a daily basis.

Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.

I won’t do a movie or a video that would bring disrespect to my mother.

It’s nice to finally be my own person.

I think the biggest challenge when I’m on the road is being away from my family.

At my age flowers scare me.