Karaoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLERWounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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