All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
AISHA TYLERI don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I really do know football.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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