Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERI don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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