In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLERMy comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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