Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLERI can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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