Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLERComedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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