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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I grew up cursing a lot.
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Curse Growth Myself
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Humility Live Moments Myself Role
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
Girls are soft and pretty.
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Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLER

Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Bad Choice Goodness Love Work Yourself
You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
ADAM SANDLER

Advice Goodness Thinking Time Yourself
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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Day Stay Time Try Yourself
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Father Mood Myself Parents Understand
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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Laughter Movie Myself
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Connection Control Fact Myself
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way

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