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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler

I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
ADAM SANDLER

Believe Enjoyment Future Hell Movie Myself Past
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Family Father Myself Study
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
ADAM SANDLER

Goodness Happiness Hurt Intention Myself People Time
Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLER

Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Myself People Safety
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
ADAM SANDLER

College Feeling Goodness Myself Stand Talk Woman
I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLER

Growth Home Myself Thinking
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Comfortable Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Type
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Difficult Money Myself Raise
I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLER

Company Control Life Myself Run
I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Fear Live Myself Scare
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLER

Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself

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