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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Kind Myself Work
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLER

Bed Drink Growth Love Myself Old Relationship
I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
ADAM SANDLER

Believe Enjoyment Future Hell Movie Myself Past
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Drive Goodness Myself Success
I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Movie Myself
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
ADAM SANDLER

Imagination Life Love Strong Yourself
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Learning Myself Perfection Speech Talk
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Enjoyment Family Funny Growth Myself Time

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