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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Sandler

I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Happiness Magic Ray Sunshine Yourself
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Fear Live Myself Scare
I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLER

Company Control Life Myself Run
Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Guilty Priority Time Yourself
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Comfortable Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Type
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Parents Stop
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
ADAM SANDLER

Bed Drink Growth Love Myself Old Relationship
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
ADAM SANDLER

Day Stay Time Try Yourself
It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Important People Surround Yourself
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
ADAM SANDLER

Challenge Friendship Myself Strong Try

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