I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLERAlright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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