I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLERAlright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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