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Adam Sandler

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Criticism Hard Work Laugh Myself People
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Feeling Goodness Job Myself Way
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Growth Myself Play Thinking
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Children Drive Myself Success
It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
ADAM SANDLER

Happiness Important People Surround Yourself
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Fear Live Myself Scare
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
ADAM SANDLER

College Feeling Goodness Myself Stand Talk Woman
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
ADAM SANDLER

Challenge Friendship Myself Strong Try
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try

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