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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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Father Learning Myself Perfection Speech Talk
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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Growth Home Myself Thinking
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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Goodness Happiness Hurt Intention Myself People Time
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Children Difficult Money Myself Raise
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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Bed Drink Growth Love Myself Old Relationship
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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Children Growth Myself Play Thinking
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
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Comedy Criticism Hard Work Laugh Myself People
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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Feeling Happiness Magic Ray Sunshine Yourself
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Connection Control Fact Myself
Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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Feeling Guilty Priority Time Yourself

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