I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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