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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.

Adam Sandler

I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Learning Myself Perfection Speech Talk
Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLER

Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
ADAM SANDLER

Brother Comedy Himself Reason Stand Yourself
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
ADAM SANDLER

Goodness Happiness Hurt Intention Myself People Time
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
ADAM SANDLER

Career Hug Mom Movie Myself
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
ADAM SANDLER

Childhood Friendship Funny Myself Time
With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Difficult Money Myself Raise
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Comfortable Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Type
I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Friendship Home Myself People
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.

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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.

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