The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLERWhen I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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