Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLERIt’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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