I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLERHaving a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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