When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLERHaving a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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