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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.

Adam Sandler

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
I grew up cursing a lot.
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Curse Growth Myself
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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Feeling Kind Myself Work
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Fans Money Myself
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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Greatness Mom Myself Value Worth
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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Goodness Happiness Hurt Intention Myself People Time
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Children Death Money Myself Trust
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Enjoyment Family Funny Growth Myself Time
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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Beautiful Comedy Feeling Woman Yourself
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself
I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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Family Movie Myself
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Connection Control Fact Myself
My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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Each Other Friendship Goal Laughter Myself

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