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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.

Adam Sandler

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
ADAM SANDLER

Challenge Friendship Myself Strong Try
When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Home Movie Time Yourself
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology
I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
ADAM SANDLER

Home Lady Mom Old Ourselves
I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Growth Myself Play Thinking
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
ADAM SANDLER

Greatness Mom Myself Value Worth
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
ADAM SANDLER

Audience Children Happiness Laughter Myself
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Family Father Myself Study
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Parents Stop
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Myself Trouble
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Criticism Hard Work Laugh Myself People
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Different Hell Myself Time

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