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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?

Adam Rex

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Anand Thakur
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Anand Thakur
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Bit Boxe Little Magic
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work

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