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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.

Adam Rex

J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Anand Thakur
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX

Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Favor Fighting Koobish Regarding Stickyfish Team
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Good Like Magic Tragedy
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REX

Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Anand Thakur
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand

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