YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
ADAM REXJ.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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