Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXJ.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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