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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Adam Rex

For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
ADAM REX

Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REX

Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Good Like Magic Tragedy
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REX

Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
ADAM REX

Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
ADAM REX

Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand
Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
ADAM REX

Favor Fighting Koobish Regarding Stickyfish Team
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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Alien Bathroom Female Labeled Use

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