My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
ADAM FERRARAI woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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