If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARAI woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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