Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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