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ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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