If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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How should they answer?
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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