Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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How should they answer?
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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