Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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