A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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