If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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