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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

Abigail Van Buren

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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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