So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou are what you are when nobody is looking.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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