A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSome People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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