Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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