Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENTrue, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWomen who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENBelieving that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENHow should they answer?
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