Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENA church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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