We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
AARON MCGRUDERWe have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
AARON MCGRUDERI guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
AARON MCGRUDERAnd I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
AARON MCGRUDEROne, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
AARON MCGRUDERI think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
AARON MCGRUDERYou know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
AARON MCGRUDERIt may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
AARON MCGRUDERObviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
AARON MCGRUDERI’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
AARON MCGRUDERYou know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
AARON MCGRUDERI really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
AARON MCGRUDERYou can’t accuse the creator of The Boondocks, … Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
AARON MCGRUDERThe population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
AARON MCGRUDERIn USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
AARON MCGRUDERAnyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
AARON MCGRUDERWe don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
AARON MCGRUDER