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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

Aaron McGruder

Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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