The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALLPeople either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
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Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
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I’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
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I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
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Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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I believe that we’re as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
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Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
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