Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
ROALD DAHLIf you are good life is good.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
-
-
The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
ROALD DAHL -
Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
ROALD DAHL -
If you are good life is good.
ROALD DAHL -
No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
ROALD DAHL -
I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
ROALD DAHL -
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHL -
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
ROALD DAHL -
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
ROALD DAHL -
You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
ROALD DAHL -
What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
ROALD DAHL -
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
ROALD DAHL -
Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
ROALD DAHL -
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
ROALD DAHL -
lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
ROALD DAHL -
And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
ROALD DAHL