The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
ROALD DAHLIf you are good life is good.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.
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I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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