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Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Kind Myself Place See
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Animal Moments Philosophy Yourself
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time

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