Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
KURT VONNEGUTEverything is nothing, with a twist.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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All this happened, more or less.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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