Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERI’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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