The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
DICK GREGORYBeing white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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