I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUTIf your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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