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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

Dick Gregory

It’s cool to be healthy.
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Health Instagram Captions One Liner
I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Career Laughter Myself
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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Beginning Forget Marriage Politics Promise Relationship
I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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Myself Result Wait
There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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Limitation Yourself
Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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Nature Revolution
I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Home Myself People
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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Death Live Mom Myself Yourself
Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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Education Knowledge Wisdom
Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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Breathe Night Wonderful Yourself
You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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Attitude Money Need Yourself
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Duty Place Right Sports Vote
There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Force God Live Willing Yourself
In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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Deep Evil Ourselves See Sun Yourself
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Attachment Deep Loss Rich
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Deep Education Home Learning Myself Shame

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

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