It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
DICK GREGORYIf they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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