When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
JOSEPH HELLERI want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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