“I love comic books. I just do.”

Getting married was the best thing I’ve ever done.

I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

I feel intimidated by fashion.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic. I’m the opposite.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.

Well, I’m clearly not ugly.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

I’ve come to the realization that if I don’t feel like sharing, then I’m just not going to share. But I’m not going to go out of my way to mislead people or keep them at a distance, because that doesn’t really get me anywhere either.

I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.

I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

If there’s no sun, I go batshit crazy.

I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part.

You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn’t catch their eye they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

If you don’t like to read, you haven’t found the right book.

It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.

A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I think it’s the books that you read when you’re young that live with you forever.