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Megan Fox

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we’re all just trying to pass the courses.
MEGAN FOX

College Earth Lesson Life Opportunity Universe
I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.
MEGAN FOX

Mental One Liner Prove Retard
I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.
MEGAN FOX

Giving Help Money Value Work
What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.
MEGAN FOX

Celebrity Distraction Reality
So much of what I say gets sensationalized and journalists have to report on scandal because that’s what people are hungry to read about.
MEGAN FOX

Hungry Journalist People Reading Report Scandal
I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films.
MEGAN FOX

Action DAngry Film Gun Run
I’m a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself.
MEGAN FOX

Express Feeling Myself Passionate Strong Subject
I feel intimidated by fashion.
MEGAN FOX

Fashion Fear Feeling One Liner
Armani is a fashion house that I think is iconic and beautiful.
MEGAN FOX

Beautiful Fashion House Iconic Thinking
Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.
MEGAN FOX

Fly Invisible Lame She Woman Wonder
If alcohol is legal, I don’t see why people still have a ban on marijuana.
MEGAN FOX

Alcohol Ban Grass Legal People
We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
MEGAN FOX

Drama Live Lose Phone Sex World
Every pedestrian on the street has the potential of capturing a big story on their mobile device and then selling it and making a lot of money.
MEGAN FOX

Mobile Money Person Potential Story Street
People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic. I’m the opposite.
MEGAN FOX

Comparison Opposite People Serious
I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.
MEGAN FOX

Bisexual Dirty Girl Insult Men Sex
Life on earth is like college and we’re all just trying to pass the courses.
MEGAN FOX

College Course Earth Life Try

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