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DICK GREGORYPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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